Duit raya ?

Do you know what day tomorrow is ?

I'll give you a hint :
Bunga api

Kuih raya

Ketupat

Rendang

And if you still don't know, go see a doctor ;D
TOMORROW IS RAYA !!
So, SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN

and this is my baju raya
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Miss me ?

Oh, there's this new movie called Jennifer's body
starring (pls hold your drools) MEGAN FOX
she becames a demon and starts eating guys
GO WATCH

Harry potter was dissapointing, i shall not say, but draco is forever gorgeous.

I'll go bother somebody else now, bye - bye ;D

Umi Nur Jasmine is cool, jealous ?
P.S. Aida thinks she's a blog reaper ( I think she forgot her merdicine )
haha

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bloged

I have nothing to blog about.
This is called bloged ( blog dead )
AIYO

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Depression

It's my b'day today.I'm still in the hospital sleeping on the cold floor. My dad's going to play golf in somewhere. My sister and grandma are with my mum and my brother's in tuition. My maid hates me and my sisters miles away.

No b'day wishes today.

i will go shoot myself now.

46 CHROMOSONES

Hi everybody
I'm updating because aida WILL NOT leave me alone (evil glare at aida ) jk
soooo, let me see what happened today

Oh, MEET MR.GANESH AND HIS EVIL IC














take 1 : damn















take 2 : shit















take 3 : YES

After 8 pictures I finally got his IC ( HAHAHAHHAHAHAH TAKE THAT )

Umm, today my cuzins came today it was soo much fun
okay aida, im tired

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Once in a millenium

Rubs eye ... blink ... rubs eye and blinks for 100 times
Do my eyes deceive me ? Oh my god its a post :P

hahhaha, after a week i finally blogged
sorry, i've been so lazy now days.

Did you know today a pirated cd seller man wanted to sell me pirated cds ?
Being so awesome, I walked past him and said, (hehehe) " HARAM "
I felt sooo coooool :))))))))

Had KFC today " its finger lickin good "
i'm soo sleppy, i shall sleep now, tata

P.S. If love was a quiz i'd fail
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Recipe for disaster

I tried cooking today. ( Hundred of sighs in the background) haha
Well after half of a packet of butter wasted, 3 times using the oven, three quater of the cookie mix wasted and a two hrs in the kitchen, it turned out pretty good. You know what they say 4th time’s the charm.
Well folks, you’ll be glad to know me being a chef is a no.

Cooking 101 with Chef Umi Nur Jasmine

Steps
1)Read ingredient box.














2)Get ingredients














3)Mix ingredient














4) Retarded aliens taking form of delicious cookie














5) Retarded alien maker














6) Santa's little helper














While waiting for the cookies to be done,we thought of helping the world of art
by taking pics of ourselves :P














7) The final outcome














Well I wish it was :(

Cookie ????














Test subjects
Looks of liars - Sarah : taste umm, good " she went to the toilet really long :)
Smelled good, tasted " silence "
I was too tired making another batch.

Another jasmine day.

Lyss, you were so good at debate !! Sitting there must have been very hard :] jkjk. Nolah, you were a very awesome rebutter information seeker. Did you notice everytime Khalilul spoke there wasa shhh sound. Right ?

When it rains it pours.
Yesterday the rain was soo heavy. On our way home, I saw a car that couldn't move because the water level was too high. There was a tree that fell down near our area too.

Unfortunately, my laptop decided to be mean. No battery to take photos.

In desperation to sleep














My eye bags won’t go AWAY
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Jasmine - 1, Bird - 0

I got the picture of the bird :)
Take that bird

I sound like a maniac
But a maniac with a picture of the bird

It's impossible to take a close picture of the bird
Other impossible things on my list :
1. The sky falling
2. Mushrooms talking ( bad nightmare )
3. My brother getting an 'A' for exam

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Polly wanna cracker ?

I think its a bird

My maid shouted my name. There was a black bird on the lawn with its mouth open. I rushed to get my computer, but it left. As soon as I turned around it was on the fence, then on the tree. Stupid birds kept chirping, I bet it was saying " look at the weird girl taking pictures of us " :( Replacing Steve Irwing is a no.

I got bit by a red ant :(
Then I squished it :) hehehe

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Conversation with little girls

My sister promised if i tell her a ghost story, she would tell me one :

Jasmine : Maria was a very mean person. One day, there was a stall in front of her house. She bought a marble there. The salesperson said the marble would make her a better person. She tried making the marble work, nothing happened. When she wanted to return it, the stall was gone. She threw the marble on the floor. The next day she woke up and found a clone of her slepping in her bed. The clone said : Hi i'm Maria, i'm a good person. Maria thought she could make the clone do her chores. When she wanted to go to her friends house, Maria saw the clone was there. Maria was very angry, she wanted to put the clone in the marble. The marble dropped and Maria's friend Jenny picked it up. Jenny asked questions to see who was the real person. She put the fake Maria in the marble and the real Maria said to burn it. When Jenny asked if Maria was okay, Maria responded Hi i'm Maria, i'm a good person.
For those idiots who don't understand( Ashwin Mikhail :P ) It was the real Maria they killed.

Sarah : 'In awe ' Another story !

Jasmine : Your turn

Sarah : Okay. One day, there was this bird who found blood in her cage

Jasmine : What ?

Sarah : I don't know what i'm talking about

Jasmine : hahahhaa

Kids these days, hahha.

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Bored ?

Exhibit A : Happy, lucky girl on scary jetpack.







Exhibit B : Not so lucky girl, who's body was torn in half. At least she's still smiling.




Stuff my brother does when he's not being a moron :)






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BEWARE : IF SEEN DO NOT APPROACH
1. name - Ilyssa Nasha Binti Badlisham
2. age - orang tua
3. illness - mental ( thinks she's taller than Umi Nur Jasmine )
4. associates - Siti Najihah Binti Ahmad Fikri ( has case of the pokes, likes poking innocent girls like Umi Nur Jasmine )
5.weapon - fluffy curly hair

HAHAHA, I crack myself up :)

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Let me hear you GRIZZLE !!!!

Can you spell BERUANG !!
B-E-R-U-A-N-G- :)

Seladang was okaylah, tapi beruang was good :P
the other houses ummm, no comment :)
I'm a housist
I have no idea how to post the cheer vid, if i do i will
Seladang - 1, Harimau - 2, Beruang - 3, Helang - 4

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Solar energy

Managed to take a pic during blackout, small torchlight in the middle

Suddenly the lights went off,
Scary sounds are heard,
AND ... BANG !!!

Hahahaha, scared ?
Let me explain what happened on a unfaithful 23 May( in a sherlock holmes voice )

Lights went off - It was a blackout
Scary sounds are heard - Dad fixing lights
And .. Bang !!! - Lights went back on

No reason to wet your pants folks, but the thunder was damn scary and you could see the lightning so clearly. After 10 mins or so, it stopped raining. This shows that somethings wrong with the Earth :(

P.S. - i think i heard a scream, but i'm sure it wasn't you bro :)
sense the sarcasm ?

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SCREAM

I got 88 for K.H., 87 for Sejarah and 70 for Science
you are welcome to envy me :P
Not boasting, just making my bro feel sad( aren't i a good sister :} )

Hahaaha, i read it from someone's blog sooo funny ( during exam week )
My Agama book is nicely placed in front me for some reason, maybe it's trying to tell me something. maybe. Just maybe.

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Nature at its best

This is a real photo, Fayla of 2 Aqua took it, BRILLIANT

Sometimes we have to take a step back and think before we can move forward.

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Croissants anybody ?

The magical croissants( mouth - watering right ? )
I just had an outing with Adilla
It was soo much fun :}

We went to the bread shop, yum, Yum,YUM !!!
We had 4 croissants, soo full ( It's that nice )
And the final price was ( drum roll pls )
RM 23.80, murah beb
Sooooo, going there again, the waiter wasn't that bad either ( if you know what i'm talking about) im so gatal :)
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June 13th

The artist herself : Sheila
Guess what day that is
come on, come on !!
I'll give you a hint - ister oming ome

!!!!! SISTER COMING HOME !!!!! :):):)

My sister is UH-MA-ZING
She wrote this : It’s a chocolate memory - beautifully bittersweet - though she doesn’t know it. The sun high in the sky and her daddy’s bright red car cruising down the street with the windows rolled down. She’s buckled up safely in her bucket seat and her daddy turns to flash her a smile, one broad hand, roughened fingers curled around the worn steering wheel. His pale blond hair ruffles in the breeze and his smile is like a gentle kiss she catches - a butterfly that she wants to hold close. It warms her; fleetingly. And then it flutters away, becoming ever distant as his gaze sees past her. ‘Daddy’s lonely.’ Her face falls but bravely she holds back her tears. “Bye bye,” she whispers to the old picket fence. “I’ll miss you,” she promises her princess balcony. “I love you.” In a way, it was as if the cozy house was saying the same things too and she can almost see a shadow (no, not a shadow, a light)... She can almost see a light of her mummy waving gently from the closed front door. “Daddy needs to be happy,” mummy says

With using awesome finger power i found out what idiot savant means ( after countless years )
idiot savant
noun ( pl. idiot savants or idiots savants pronunc. same)
a person who is considered to be mentally handicapped but displays brilliance in a specific area, esp. one involving memory.
ORIGIN late 20th cent.: French, literally ‘learned idiot.’

HAHAHHA

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SOLAYA

Solaya and Maes :)

I had to post this up, after this then I'll stop :)

Natasha : Have you got your agama paper yet ?
Jasmine : Nope, sorry
'silence'
Solaya : i check your period cycles ( smiles )

HAHAHAHAHHAHA, thats soraya for you

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my name is Ashwin

He's the idiot on the far right

It's been five minutes, I'm allowed to blog now :)
my bro has a blog :>
i found it, LAME with a capital L

my name is Ashwin

harlo guys... hows life X) i am veri bored... agama test later... sorry never update am 2 lazy u kno... life rocks!!!! thats why my blogs name is LIFE? oh yes, i am so cooooooool. i want 2 link ppl! BUT IM SO SCARED!!! sumtimes strangers can go and stalk ppl on da INTERNET. so scarryy. oh fine. im not scared. but i hope u are. AAHAHAHAHAHAH :D i am so awesome...

anywayz :P i have a new journal. journal dat is differen than a DIARY... diary r 4 girls! its all pink. juz lk my BLOG. but im not a girl. im a boy. i like girls. dat waz sooooooo random... i like... nvm!!!

i am going off now. wen xin says cant blog in class. he is a very good student tech. always keeping track of everything. unlike other ppl. ehehehehe. JOKINGz! i dun even kno hu the othr student techs r... hope you ENJOYED this post. more 2 cum. AHAHAHA. cum, cum, cum.

ASHWIN ROXX!

Sunshine, Lollipops and rainbows

I am a Kris supporter !!
(Mae-yen don't hit me :) )
Conversation with adam lovers

Hazel : Kris won
Jasmine : Yes!, adam sucks, please don't hit me
Hazel : I won't just keep walking along
Jasmine : ( relieved, turn around Hazel hits me on my back) OUCH
Hazel : It's not that painful, my hand doesn't hurt

note to self : small girl, strong hands

jazelle : (softly) kris won
jasmine : what
jazelle : Kris won
jasmine : WHAT
jazelle : stupid girl
jasmine : Hey

I've updated three times today :)
Blogging is fun
I will leave my macbook alone and ramble tomorrow

, a word of inspiration
'We are not losers, we are winners in the face of darkness, we are who you turn to for strength, we are the chosen ones '
DEEP :)

This is my friend Niki Tan Binti Danial Tan
this is how our conversation goes :

x and y ( respect morality of blog ) came past me, niki and farah
x and y start talking, then left
'silence'
niki : she got big boobs

farah and me : HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

niki is the bomb, if you don't know her you should :)

Exams have an affect on people :

After B.M. paper
Najiha : Isaac you got bit by a snake ?
Isaac : Yea,yea.
Jasmine : ( shocked ) really? where ?
Najihah : laughs, his name was on the exam paper
Jasmine : ( 1 second later ) OH, HAHAHAHA

my stupidity amazes me sometimes :)

Me,myself and I

I have a blog
( huge smile plastered on face )
hehehe