Duit raya ?

Do you know what day tomorrow is ?

I'll give you a hint :
Bunga api

Kuih raya

Ketupat

Rendang

And if you still don't know, go see a doctor ;D
TOMORROW IS RAYA !!
So, SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN

and this is my baju raya
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Miss me ?

Oh, there's this new movie called Jennifer's body
starring (pls hold your drools) MEGAN FOX
she becames a demon and starts eating guys
GO WATCH

Harry potter was dissapointing, i shall not say, but draco is forever gorgeous.

I'll go bother somebody else now, bye - bye ;D

Umi Nur Jasmine is cool, jealous ?
P.S. Aida thinks she's a blog reaper ( I think she forgot her merdicine )
haha

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bloged

I have nothing to blog about.
This is called bloged ( blog dead )
AIYO

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Depression

It's my b'day today.I'm still in the hospital sleeping on the cold floor. My dad's going to play golf in somewhere. My sister and grandma are with my mum and my brother's in tuition. My maid hates me and my sisters miles away.

No b'day wishes today.

i will go shoot myself now.

46 CHROMOSONES

Hi everybody
I'm updating because aida WILL NOT leave me alone (evil glare at aida ) jk
soooo, let me see what happened today

Oh, MEET MR.GANESH AND HIS EVIL IC














take 1 : damn















take 2 : shit















take 3 : YES

After 8 pictures I finally got his IC ( HAHAHAHHAHAHAH TAKE THAT )

Umm, today my cuzins came today it was soo much fun
okay aida, im tired

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Once in a millenium

Rubs eye ... blink ... rubs eye and blinks for 100 times
Do my eyes deceive me ? Oh my god its a post :P

hahhaha, after a week i finally blogged
sorry, i've been so lazy now days.

Did you know today a pirated cd seller man wanted to sell me pirated cds ?
Being so awesome, I walked past him and said, (hehehe) " HARAM "
I felt sooo coooool :))))))))

Had KFC today " its finger lickin good "
i'm soo sleppy, i shall sleep now, tata

P.S. If love was a quiz i'd fail
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Recipe for disaster

I tried cooking today. ( Hundred of sighs in the background) haha
Well after half of a packet of butter wasted, 3 times using the oven, three quater of the cookie mix wasted and a two hrs in the kitchen, it turned out pretty good. You know what they say 4th time’s the charm.
Well folks, you’ll be glad to know me being a chef is a no.

Cooking 101 with Chef Umi Nur Jasmine

Steps
1)Read ingredient box.














2)Get ingredients














3)Mix ingredient














4) Retarded aliens taking form of delicious cookie














5) Retarded alien maker














6) Santa's little helper














While waiting for the cookies to be done,we thought of helping the world of art
by taking pics of ourselves :P














7) The final outcome














Well I wish it was :(

Cookie ????














Test subjects
Looks of liars - Sarah : taste umm, good " she went to the toilet really long :)
Smelled good, tasted " silence "
I was too tired making another batch.